"Great many sorceresses jumping geralt's bones"

I died💀💀

In case you did not, that's the most deadly poisoon after jarrin root

Did you get the joke tho??

1 deathbell

1 chokeberry

1 scatheclaw

Mix well and drink it. The dreams will stop

Someone has sold you Vaermina's Torpor and Lady Vaermina does not like those who take it without faith in her.

Bruh, you Ranger, where is your gun??

Ayo Pelinial, get the greatsword, I'll get the minigun, we got some cleaning job to do

I said 24 hours after you read the message

Also thanks, I was able to decode it, Lord Mora was quite pleased

I'll send your share to the same address

Also, Lord Mora is not a strict lord, LMAO

Ayo maye, lay off the skooma

Ain't nothing wrong with the moons stupid Khajit

Ayo mate, can you teach me the runes you used on that thing?? I need it for uhhhhhh research purposes??

Uh who am I kidding, I need it to satisfy Lord Hermaeus Mora

I hope to hear from you with 24 hours of you reading this message

Otherwise Lord Hermaeus tells me he will send me to hunt you

Nothing personal brother, a man gotta keep his ass safe

Please make this easy on your brother and yourself

Average Tiktoker L

Brainless tiktoker messing with redditors

How did you expect this to play out?? Redditors ain't joking buddy, just bcoz the light side of reddit is a place of people who never touched grass, the dark portion ain't the same

Never mess with redditors

Also I do know how to break that thing, but first satisfy the creator's demands, he is in the comments

Fucking bastard, he deserves to rot in coldharbour for all eternity

I say, go back and take some poultry with you to feed her

She can be a marvel of science if you show her to researchers

They will certainly take better care of her than you

Just get her some bacon, lol

No need to bring her kids

I would like a live performance, not an unconscious onr

No thanks

At least she could have shown her face, or let him hold her

Then it would be cool

Army has therapists too

Army deals with more PTSD and depression than we commoners can imagine

And yet, they find a way

Also, science is king, like it or not, even the devil has to follow science

They will figure it out

And wdym "let herself be used as a weapon" ??

You think undercover agents are weapons and not people??

What kinda thinking is that??

So what, imagine the possibilities

Eat a drug kingpin's right hand man and gather dirt on him

Eat a rival nation's politician and gather their secrets

Strict observation is for normal humans, they will have to tweak their rules accordingly and make changes

The polish once had a bear as a soldier and they even promoted him for exemplary service

Surely they did not make him mop the floor and do pushups??

Here's good boi Private Wojtek if you wanna read about him https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

He used to carry heavy loads, and stuff that mostly needed 4 humans to lift

He is the emblem of the 22nd artillery supply company

If a bear can do all this, imagine what the lady can do

Dunno girl, Alex told me that drug dealer near your house looks tasty

Alex who?? Alex Mercer is who

Why bother with therapy when you can join the military with your awesome powers and eat as much as you want??

Pretty sure the secret service will have a ton of uses for a shape shifting monster, they will even manage her schedule and give her plenty of weapons to protect herself from similar monsters

I seriously don't understand why you guys live do secluded, there are a ton of job opportunities for you

Be an undercover agent,

Steal evil coporate secrets

Or go to a research center, they are not evil like they show in games and movies

Pretty sure they can study you and cure cancer

I dunno why they even bother dude

Ya

Even worse than normal mercator

The most shittiest map I have ever laid my eyes upon

Colors are not consistent

Labels are incomplete

Many contries are out

I'll leave out the political and scale issues

Rasputin was written by a german band during the cold war, I think??