A_Discord_Pro t1_j6zu7b0 wrote on February 3, 2023 at 1:29 AM

Reply to My sister’s dead teacher taught her mathematics more dangerous than witchcraft. by scarymaxx

this makes me realize i shouldn't be a nerd at all

A_Discord_Pro t1_j6vh05m wrote on February 2, 2023 at 4:05 AM

Reply to Don’t play the ‘Can You Hide?’ game if it appears on your phone. by Theeaglestrikes

wait why are these floorboards creaking

they never made a sound before....

A_Discord_Pro t1_j6l58jd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:27 AM

Reply to If this ever happens, don’t answer the door, hide, lock everything and NEVER look into their eyes. by CreepyScribbler

hey man can you let me in please?

i really need to get in its cold outside right now

A_Discord_Pro t1_j4nnuhh wrote on January 17, 2023 at 12:06 AM

Reply to Does anyone remember a kid's show called "Laughing Island"? by [deleted]

here's what i would do:
- move out in the middle of the night
- don't tell your kid about anything
- put it for sale and include the kid in the deal
- take your wife and move to the other side of the world
- get brainwashed so you don't remember your son