AbsolutelyUnlikely t1_j6g127p wrote

I have friends. I've tried gaming with them. They don't appreciate my tendency to put down the controller about twenty times an hour to Google something, get a snack, grab a beer, take a piss, check reddit, let my dog outside, or pick a new podcast episode.

They say I slow them down. I say they slow me down, I'm doing six things at once over here.