AcidBathVampire
AcidBathVampire t1_j6fxnef wrote
Reply to comment by Reikko35715 in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Lol! That's a good one!
AcidBathVampire t1_j6bj23k wrote
A storm blew away 25% of my roof.
Oof!
AcidBathVampire t1_iu5tb11 wrote
Reply to When music stores were way more prominent, did you ever just ask an employee for a random recommendation that ended up blowing your mind? What did they recommend? by duomtl
A guy at Spec's Music (in Miami) showed us Refused-Fanning the Flames of Discontent AND told us about a show they were playing, a few months hence. It turned out to be one of the craziest pits I have ever been in, and that was 16 year old me in that pit. When they started to play 'Hook, Line and Sinker' a fight broke put like right next to me and it didn't ever get broken up and eventually it was just part of the show and people were like running over guys still punching each other. It was nuts.
AcidBathVampire t1_itvp9t6 wrote
Reply to comment by boxingdude in For us, giants are fiction, for insects they’re a reality by Purple_burglar_alarm
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of Washington's nose
AcidBathVampire t1_itvnrea wrote
Reply to comment by Yolectroda in For us, giants are fiction, for insects they’re a reality by Purple_burglar_alarm
I would think all 3 of these examples together would be the logical choice. It's an interesting metaphysical conundrum.
AcidBathVampire t1_itv23ue wrote
Reply to comment by joemc04 in For us, giants are fiction, for insects they’re a reality by Purple_burglar_alarm
Well, who's to say what they "know," you know? They know something is going after them, but for all we know they think we're a big bird or something like that.
AcidBathVampire t1_ituqleh wrote
Reply to comment by migueeel in For us, giants are fiction, for insects they’re a reality by Purple_burglar_alarm
That's what I'm saying. They perceive that something big is near them, but they can't see it because it's so massive that they can't take it in. I would imagine a similar thing might occur if you were swimming in the deep ocean and a whale came past you, the only difference being that you might think "was that a whale?" Whereas a bug is most likely "thinking" "what the hell was THAT?"
AcidBathVampire t1_ituc7ag wrote
Reply to comment by LeaCTrockboys in For us, giants are fiction, for insects they’re a reality by Purple_burglar_alarm
I believe that we are so big to tiny creatures that we are basically invisible. Like, they might perceive us, but they cannot see us.
AcidBathVampire t1_j9ucg3k wrote
Reply to Exits? Saw this while working at a site, made me chuckle. by MudHut1000
WARNING: FIRE EXISTS