Serious answers... First question, no, no one seems to be able to explain why that's happening. Second question, also no. For why, see answer to the first question.

I'm not asking to identify him, I don't even use Facebook, but can you share some insight into how you found him? I'm guessing you were able to triangulate him based on posts in that subreddit of his? That kind of thing fascinated and terrifies me.

Aren't we all?

Sure, but it's still completely uninformative. And the email address - is that you? Is it just you? Comes across as an amateur operation without some of the basics.

The web site appears to be from the dial up era.

I don't frequent steakhouses since I'm able to make a damn good steak just how I like it at home. That's said... Mooo is the fucking truth. That place rocks!! Be prepared to pay $$$$$ though.

Production needs work, as already noted. Also, I'm guessing you might be a fan of Kurt Vile?

I'm in the burbs and I gave up. The mounds around my driveway and sidewalk were so high between the snowfall and pay shoveling that I couldn't even throw the snow high enough to get over them. There was nowhere to put it but the street, which of course I didn't do.

I hate that I have to be the one to tell you this, but he's already that kid. You just won't let him wear his uniform.

Couple turbo shots included