Aetheldrake
Aetheldrake t1_jeabio9 wrote
Gonna go see the dnd movie, will let you know how badly this happens
Aetheldrake t1_j9p7t4u wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You're a hive mind made of uncountable clone soldiers, literally born and raised for war. You've died millions of times and killed tens of millions in return. Now, you have a new problem: you have a crush on someone, who doesn't understand what you are. And there's only one of them. by JacobJamesTrowbridge
Rick and morty secret lore?
Aetheldrake t1_j92zkiu wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You wake up in a pure white room. There are no doors or windows. Every personal item of yours has been taken, literally all you have are your clothes. You spot a folded piece of paper. You pick it up, open it and read it. by Crystal1501
Was so tempted to just start typing up the pilot to The Hollow lmfao
Aetheldrake t1_j6k78kd wrote
Reply to No one watches the news anymore because they never provide any solutions to the problem reported and only exist to infuriate you for clicks and likes. by Inaerius
What's funnier. It's called news but the actual news on television is only ever old news because almost everything that's live is scripted or like 10000% family safe nowadays and anything worth watching isn't allowed live.
Aetheldrake t1_j1zfjfi wrote
Reply to comment by Vancouvermarina in LPT: If you want a dog to like you, sneeze at it. by phorest0106
Duality of dog
Aetheldrake t1_j1zab31 wrote
Reply to comment by Uledragon456k in LPT: boil rice until it’s almost fully cooked, drain, then return to pan, cover and steam on low heat for 10 mins. Tastes much better than boiling, draining and serving. by circumlocutious
You can just rinse the rice a few times before using a rice cooker. Gets the same results.
Aetheldrake t1_j1rxuyr wrote
Reply to LPT: How to permanently delete your twitter account you keep coming back to by schichtleiter
Easy. Don't have one.
Aetheldrake t1_iy07ebg wrote
Reply to comment by Winter-Mind-9823 in People who win the lottery make poor financial decisions because people who make good financial decisions don't buy lottery tickets. by DjHalk45
To win it AGAIN
Almost impossible, but one or 2 tickets now and then should be more than manageable
Dont forget some dude won a jackpot on a scratch off ticket and when he went to act it out for a tv show or whatever he fucking won another huge sum of money
Aetheldrake t1_ixtari0 wrote
Aetheldrake t1_ividq7g wrote
Funny enough my dad got a few of his trees removed too. They were basically dead and just harboring bad insects really but also in the way of a fence which is needed to get a dog.
Eventually the people he settled on did fairly well and accidentally under charged us because they sized the trees weirdly but it was done so said lucky us.
They were NOT the "local" tree removers lol. Whoever the locals were did indeed want nearly double from what I remember him mentioning
Aetheldrake t1_iujqszb wrote
There is no species more universally grateful for mosquitos than spiders and/or frogs?
Aetheldrake t1_iuh99lc wrote
So are beds. If you want to say life begins at conception like so many people do, then beds are the spawn points and end points
Aetheldrake t1_iugk98q wrote
Reply to LPT: If you only want scientific research-based answers when Googling a health question, add the word "pubmed" by dizzydes
Or just don't ask Google. Ask professionals
Aetheldrake t1_iu15xc3 wrote
Reply to comment by yxpeng20 in [WP] You are a master of of the mind palace technique, so much that you can entertain yourself for hours just spending time in the fictional place you have created inside your head. One day, while roaming around in your palace, you're shocked to find signs of a break-in. by Idionfow
Snickered louder than I should have at that comment
Aetheldrake t1_itsav6i wrote
Reply to comment by brimston3- in [WP] You are an NPC in an RPG. Normally, your attack is set to 1. However, a player used a cursed item on you, reducing your attack by 2, causing it to underflow, making you the most powerful in the game. by alegonz
Lol I came here to mention that too
Tho another option would be "all attempts to deal damage somehow heal your victims now"
Aetheldrake t1_jegafwn wrote
Reply to comment by Tregonial in [WP] Humans are the proverbial "Sleeping Giant," and make remarkably good deterrents. A common tactic is to simply call in a human warship, such as the USS "Fuck Around and Find Out," and simply let it sit nearby. Peace Talks happen within the week. by Rattrap2474
I thought this looked too familiar