[WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_123y1e4 on March 27, 2023 at 7:45 PM in WritingPrompts 64 comments 2,208
[WP] A person walks over to a dragon. "Ah, you must be the sacrifice the village sent. Are you perhaps the fairest among them, meant to be displayed in my lair? Or perhaps their best scholar, meant to discuss philosophy with me?" Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_118rfl3 on February 22, 2023 at 6:55 AM in WritingPrompts 40 comments 257
[WP] The person you're dating comes to dinner to meet your family. But the instant you step in the door, your grandmother goes deathly pale, and shouts the name of a creature from her country's folklore. Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_10o196n on January 29, 2023 at 6:46 AM in WritingPrompts 144 comments 2,980
[WP] A king is yelling at a knight holding their half-dragon, half-human child. "No, no, NO! I said, SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!" Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_zxx7kx on December 29, 2022 at 5:44 AM in WritingPrompts 16 comments 144
[EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_zkj2jh on December 13, 2022 at 2:02 AM in WritingPrompts 120 comments 4,702
[WP] "Are there any spirits with me in this room right now?" The Ouija board moves to 'Yes.' "Okay good, 'cause rent is due, and you need to fork over your share." The Ouija board spells out, 'F U C K.' Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_zyt5mz on December 30, 2022 at 6:23 AM in WritingPrompts 51 comments 3,342
[WP] An eldritch horror disguised as a human is on a date. An angel disguised as a pigeon lands nearby. "Hello, unworldly abomination." "Hello, self-righteous vermin." Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_z46ygk on November 25, 2022 at 7:16 AM in WritingPrompts 33 comments 3,156
[SP] "Someone crucified that guy who made our table." - The person who only knows Jesus from his carpentry. Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_z7770n on November 28, 2022 at 8:18 PM in WritingPrompts 6 comments 99
[WP] In an urban fantasy world, a group of friends go into a bar. "I'll have a martini. Dry." The goblin bartender looks at the liquid ingredients and says, "I don't know how to tell you this." Submitted by Affectionate_Bit_722 t3_yg9m0f on October 29, 2022 at 4:12 AM in WritingPrompts 12 comments 594