Album321
Album321 t1_j0hlbfl wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] In the distant future, Humanity has sent thousands of colony ships to populate nearby worlds, the populous kept in suspended animation until the onboard AI deems a nearby planet habitable. One ship was knocked off course, the populous awaken 500,000 years after they began their journey. by russrussrussrussruss
I'm just impressed we managed to make something that kept functioning for 500k years.
Album321 t1_iyv3cwu wrote
Reply to comment by waltjrimmer in [WP] After eons of refining your work, you summon the genie one last time. "Finally want to use your third wish? I thought the last two has taught you a lesson." You remain silent, and give him a dictionary-thick contract that cast the genie an unavoidable sufferings for eons, and inevitable death. by alacz
Lame
Album321 t1_ixpzlgl wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] An eldritch horror disguised as a human is on a date. An angel disguised as a pigeon lands nearby. "Hello, unworldly abomination." "Hello, self-righteous vermin." by Affectionate_Bit_722
The angel is the horror's date, right?
Right?
Album321 t1_ixgr5lz wrote
Reply to comment by Gru-some in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
It's not a superhero prompt, nor a "humans da best" prompt, nor even a "my magic power seemed lame but is actually OP" prompt, so I'll fucking take it
Album321 t1_ixgr540 wrote
Reply to comment by All54321_Gaming in [WP] You are a vampire hunter. Your roommate is a vampire. Neither of you can afford the apartment on your own so if one of you attacks the other you'll lose the apartment. The tension between you two is increasing by the day. by john_snape_
Got any... got any, ah, good ones?
Album321 t1_j3ehz7j wrote
Reply to A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Some asshole is trying to blackmail me by girl_from_the_crypt
Time to talk about Jacek! Maybe we'll find out about the wedding dress soon too