>stolen valor

Well, he did have a legit title of "Kentucky Colonel" given by the governor. But yeah, it would be like an actor or a musician being given an honorary doctorate by a college and then insisting to be addressed as a doctor, kinda dickish.

>From where I sit this planet has survived far worse than an asteroid impact.

An asterod impact caused one out of the five major extinction events in earth's history, and are suspected in other three. I'd say, they rank pretty damn high in the "what could go wrong" scale.

At least there is symmetry.

Bought eggs today, $1.95 for a pack of 15. One of the few foods that are actually affordable around here.

>I don't think Ridley Scott gave a fuck about keeping continuity with Alien Resurrection

He didn't even need to, it's a non canon deleted ending.

Problem is, it makes no sense that Earth has become an unlivable wasteland by the year 2381 when it is canon that by the year 2179 terraforming tech is commonplace. Hell, it retroactively makes less sense now that the backstory to Prometheus has Weyland solving earth's enviromental woes using large scale geoengineering in 2017.

/s, right?

Going by that logic, companies like Realdoll and Silicon Wives would have been out of business years ago.