Hahaha, nice! Sometimes I'll use "Asian Girl" as the pickup name and see if they'll say it out loud. ;p

Yup! 3 locations.

Sometimes, yeah, I feel terrible about it.

Comes with the territory. I'm glad it was entertaining to you, though!

I feel like hubby and I would get along with the two of y'all.

Hahaha, I wish I had the money to pay for upvotes! But no, sometimes the truth is much more boring than the conspiracy theories.

Hahaha, I see what you did there. Good callback.

Exaggerated for the comic, but I did have to repeat it loudly because the restaurant was quite noisy.

Well, who doesn't like sausage?!

I'm sorry to disappoint you even further, but I'm not the artist. Sounds like you don't enjoy my stories, but you like my artist's work. Her name is Nohra Johnston and she goes by Deenosars on IG and Twitter if you want to check out her other work!

Awww, thank you. Was the Joy pun intended? And I love talking to readers. If you want to directly interact with me, commenting on the posts under my profile (instead of bigger subs) would pretty much guarantee a response.

Sigh, okay, you got me. I am indeed very vertically challenged. ;p

OMG, hahaha, that went right over my head. Brilliant, really.

How did you know he hates mayo?!? TBH, I was too busy chuckling myself to think of a revenge plot, but that's a good idea!

We got a side eye, but most parents laughed. 😅

Hahaha, I'm sure you're a great parent. Kids just say the darnest things. Now that Pork Bun is speaking, you'll see a lot more of his verbal shenanigans!

That's a great story. Thanks for sharing.

Though it pains me to say it, this is sadly true...

You're right, but when this incident happened, he was at a park looking at a mural of flowers.

Ahhh, then that's totally okay. I know that this has been discussed before. I only turned this into a comic because it's a real conversation I've had with my husband and my comic documents fun bits of our lives.