AlmostAbsurd

AlmostAbsurd t1_jeg2en9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:21 PM

Reply to comment by Fabulous-Craft3054 in My dollar store popcorn has a bible verse on it. by BurritoSanmartino

Ah, this is very helpful. Thank you!

AlmostAbsurd t1_jefd47k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Reply to My dollar store popcorn has a bible verse on it. by BurritoSanmartino

I'm really just trying to figure out the verse.

You will keep Him in perfect peace: God is chill

Whose mind is stayed on You: God be thinking about you

Because He trusts in you: God trusts you

So does this basically mean "God thinks about you, and is chill because he trusts you"?

AlmostAbsurd t1_je7b0cl wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:45 PM

Reply to Someone paved a circle of spoons into the sidewalk near me. by Chaeix

This is a symbol for "sidewalk still loading"

AlmostAbsurd t1_jdrbs06 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 4:09 PM

Reply to Moldy Lunchables Sold at Grocery Store by Motor-Sweet3316

Aren't these the new school meals?

AlmostAbsurd t1_jdlhjjr wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:28 AM

Reply to A global warming scented candle by MrBuckets75

Smells like victory!

AlmostAbsurd t1_jdgevz8 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 5:13 AM

Reply to Sleep through phone alarms? Try this!. It's been around the block and still functions great. by getgroovyloony

Having had experience trying to wake teenagers, the "Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker" (still selling on Amazon) is highly effective at causing teenagers to literally fly out of the room.

And this was at the request of said teenager, who really didn't want to be late but just couldn't wake up the normal way.

Of course, it woke everyone in the house, too, but it was super effective.

We eventually coupled it with a medium sized pneumatic air raid horn hack on an independent clock for even more impact. One neighbor wanted the timing rolled forward about 10 minutes or so, so it could accommodate his schedule as well.

The other neighbor was an older deaf lady, so no trauma there.