Americanjackoff
Americanjackoff t1_j9tnbj2 wrote
Reply to comment by ArtificialOP in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
You have a house and are asking us for finically sound advice? Jokes on you! I live in a box underneath a factory beside a river by a swamp… shits fucked, but I get cool water with a green glow to light my shit at night! I haven’t needed drugs from the copious amounts of fumes, and I’m pretty sure I ate my dog… so just knowing you have a house makes me think you know a sit ton more about budgeting than I! Asides, they wouldn’t want to search my shit even if they could find or recognize me!
Signed off, Pickle Rick with pickle Dick.
Americanjackoff t1_j9thjs4 wrote
Reply to comment by ArtificialOP in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
Buy everything you need to for the next 5. Squirrel everything away. A $10 here, a $100 three, a boat or ten owned by your doggies, a business owned by your parrot… and than call up the bank and notify them you are broke because you can not manage money.
Problem solved!
Americanjackoff t1_j9thcoa wrote
Reply to comment by jacobdanja in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
And I hate it… but it kinda works, just ignore the consequences!
Americanjackoff t1_j9u5x8k wrote
Reply to comment by ArtificialOP in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
Not a bad place to be.