>anying higher than that needs rockets

or balloons

Thanks, I missed that.

Honest question, how many commercial flight paths are there at 100,000 ft?

Additional LPT: You don't have to poop in order to use the bidet.

You wash your face in the morning, why not your asshole?

Ours was over $200 but it has a lot more features than just the heat - remote control, oscillating spray, different profiles for different users, heated drying, light effects, etc

Connecting the water was not difficult - The bidet came with a T-adapter that connected between the existing toilet water hose and the toilet.

Mine electrically heats the water to a pre-selected temperature.

It has a fan to dry you off after, but in a hurry you could use two or three squares of TP. The cheeks don't get wet.

It's just so refreshing!

Yes, yes, and yes!

It's just changing out a toilet seat plus a hose that splices into the toilets water line.

Ours also has a power cord because the seat and water are both heated.