To start with, put all your money and all the money you can borrow on SPY puts dates 3/3. Then you either make a ton and are addicted to the great advice you get here, or you are screwed and will lose much more trying to get it back.

Either way, welcome. Wendy’s isn’t a joke.

Or rates going up for some reason..

I'm a bear king, and my positions are looking way better. Hang in there, you are right. Just not the right time.

Stop dick riding. Why? What could Twitter pay possibly offer that Venmo does not? Crypto? A direct pipeline for scammers?

How about that DOGE!

No ban bets on crypto. In fact that is a ban here. You new?

It will be down by EOD.

You must be something special to believe a joke coin is somehow going to mainstream because an asshole bought a loudspeaker…

And assumes the user base will not shrink…