please don't, lots of people died last time.

I love that there seems to be some kind of competition for people to live like hermit in my backyard.

Sadly I was only joking, I have a teenager freeloading off me atm, she's like a hermit, but hates me.

I'm speechless wondering how this could have happened.

There was a trend in the late 1800s to have a hermit living on your property in the back yard. You could invite your friends over and stare at them for a while like a fancy pet.

I'm paying minimum wage, lets colab.

I'm not one to tell you if you should be concerned. Though I will ask you what has that concern really accomplished for you. I didn't say action, wearing masks and washing hands medically helps everyone, I said being 'concerned'. Relax man, you may die, I may die but there are about 8 billion people right now the human race isn't in any real danger. And even if it was, we could afford to lose some.

What ever shall we do? I'll just sit over here and hyperventilate in the corner.

Your safety level/concern is dictated by your political affiliation.

Kids sick, the end is nigh