Aperture_T

Aperture_T t1_iu7cahq wrote

It's like if the census man came to my door to ask about my neighbors, and I was like "Oh yeah, that's Jerry the asshole who revs his motorcycle at 3 am."

And then Mr. Census Guy's like "hmm, yes, the asshole residence, you say? Let me write this down."

And from then on all his junk mail is addressed "Jerry Asshole or current resident".

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