More power to him. He's apparently been tearing the republican party apart up there for years now saying shit like that while otherwise accomplishing next to nothing.

Now you know why F-18s return to the carrier.

r/whoosh

r/facepalm

Get out of here with that shit, where the fuck do you think maple bacon comes from? (edit: JFC, because it turns out it's necessary)

/S

I think the simplest answer is that it's going to take legislative reform to protect the people from this all too common and abhorrent danger. All paper towels, tissues, coffee filters, and paper products made from over 67.7% cellulose woodpulp will henceforth require a permit to purchase, the permit will only be obtained after taking a fire safety class by a trained firefighter actively serving the municipality or region, and the kitchen within which the paper products are to be used along with the pyrotechnic rated magazine used to store these dangerous, flammable materials must be inspected and approved by your regional fire marshal.

Ok, so maybe don't have the pregnant missus run the sprayer that season and let the AC run on recirculate.

Oh my, catto may be having a rude awakening.