Arkvoodle42

Arkvoodle42 t1_jd0l8rk wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:29 PM

Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips

Three hundred zillion sperm & THAT's the one that got through.

Arkvoodle42 t1_jbrdij8 wrote on March 11, 2023 at 2:53 AM

Reply to Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life by PantsyFants

"I once went to a doctor; all he did was take blood samples from my neck.

Do not go see Dr. Acula."

Arkvoodle42 t1_j5tuwog wrote on January 25, 2023 at 3:11 PM

Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

Arkvoodle42 t1_ixz2l68 wrote on November 27, 2022 at 2:46 PM

Reply to Not all cheeses are made the same. by Randomd0g

Frankly my dear; I don't give edam.