Every night after you park it, prop books in front of each wheel. Wheel thieves will get nowhere near those things.

In any other place, property values drop when crime increases, and vice-versa. Not here.

That goes for all the pumpkin beers in the fall that are loaded up with the spices used in pumpkin pie recipes, but taste absolutely nothing like pumpkins. Not that you'd want them to.

Be sure to talk a lot about "Aunt Muriel" during the interview. They'll give you anything you ask for.

One rule of thumb is that you can't trust the "influencers" who aren't at least a little thick, because that's how you know they're actually tasting the food and not just pocketing the bribes.

That's definitely George Santos on the right, but you know he lies about it.

Were they some beige/gray New Balance dad shoes?

AKA Capitalism.

That's why you use a burner email address.

You're just being lazy. It says "CONTINUE READING THIS STORY WITH A FREE ACCOUNT."

The pandemic really changed people, because before 2020, most people commuted to/from their jobs and never demanded the right to work at home.

Too bad many of those jobs are about to be replaced with automation.

So that makes you a Karen's Karen. Maybe you should send out KarenAlert texts to keep everybody informed.

It's all in the petition: AlertDC, announcements on social media and websites, as well as issuing press releases in advance. Guess I'd mistakenly assumed that they did this already, like any other responsible organization might.

Then you fit the profile. You believe that others should be forced to make sacrifices in order to achieve greater density, but at the same time you exempt yourself from such restrictions.

There would certainly be a market for such barracks-style housing. But it would be interesting to see exactly where all the people demanding maximum density live. I'm guessing that some of them don't exactly practice what they preach.

And if you REALLY want to maximize density, you move toward building barracks-style bunkhouses with rows of bunk beds in one large room, with shower facilities in a separate building. This would be a far more affordable solution for renters than 1BR or even studio apartments, as well.

BYT deserves credit for making DC seem way more hip and stylish than it actually is. I'm not sure there's an equivalent, post pandemic.

More reporters than protesters too. Kind of confirms my previous, downvoted-into-oblivion statement about local apathy when it comes to speaking out about violent crime.

>What can we do if the police won't help?

Follow him home and break into HIS building?

Domestique is fabulous.

Oh, so you don't find that statement to be true? Will you be out there tonight?

There have been 14 homicides in the District of Columbia so far in 2023. That's practically one every other day. But funny, I can't seem to recall 14 protests about a god damned thing. So yeah, I stand by my statement, and I'm flattered that you care so much about my words.

I do. Now what is this "pet grievance" you speak of?

Oh, OK, what is my "pet grievance"?

I have yet to see any proof that it's actually real. Not the first time that Popville has been punked. Absolutely nothing about it on the OPM site.