I'm not saying I agree with it. Just saying it happens. Some people are very sensitive, and HR usually errs on the side of protecting the company... which means people get fired.

That's embarrassing. Do you think you'll lose your job? I'm not sure how something like this works for women, but for men there's a really good chance of getting written up, possibly losing their job, and possibly have a sexual harassment charge that follows them forever.

Sounds like you have a lovely family. 🙂