AsslessBaboon

AsslessBaboon t1_iymtj7s wrote

Reply to New York eyes ‘somewhat bloodthirsty’ rat supremo to take on city’s rodents by morenewsat11

>Hate rats? Are you a “somewhat bloodthirsty” New Yorker with excellent communication skills and “a general aura of bad assery”? Then you might have what it takes to be the city’s new rat tsar. > >The official job title is “director of rodent mitigation,” although it was promptly dubbed the rat tsar. Salary range is $120,000 to $170,000.

This job listing had me chuckling on the floor despite having very severe musophobia. No amount of money can make me do this job, so am bloody jealous of everyone who lacks a phobia of rats and mice.

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AsslessBaboon OP t1_iyl2e6t wrote

Reply to comment by NoStorage7264 in Stéphanie Frappart makes history as 1st female World Cup ref by AsslessBaboon

She deserves it mate, so before accrediting her successes and accomplishments to Fifa's BS, at least know her resumé.

>The 38-year-old Frenchwoman was promoted in the men’s game by European soccer body UEFA and in her home country and she has already refereed men’s games in World Cup qualifying and the Champions League. She also took charge of this year’s men’s French Cup final and the 2019 Women’s World Cup final for FIFA.

Not to mention she's extremely good at her job hence why she was an easy choice to "break this particular glass ceiling"

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AsslessBaboon OP t1_ix2rkgv wrote

Reply to comment by DevAstral in Angela Álvarez crowned best new artist at Latin Grammys – aged 95 | Cuban American, who started recording career at 90 after decades of performing for family and friends, says ‘it’s never too late’ by AsslessBaboon

Any time mate. If you love it pursue it. It's never too late as long as you've got a beat in your jolly wonderful heart.

The world needs to hear your artistic expression. Am slightly older than you (mid 30) and I intend on going back to school, so why don't you and I make a pact

By next year same day, you gotta do at least 3 songs and I have to do at least 3 courses (that's the bare minimum). Deal?

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