Any McDonalds in Europe has one of those. Beer as well. McDonalds outside the US tends to treat people like adults.

This packing guy had a beef with pork.

There isn't one. It all depends what you want to shoot. Where you live. What budget do you have. How versed you are in photography, optics, stacking programs. Are you into galaxies or nebulas? I can think of hundreds of choices and skills or lack thereof, that factor into purchasing gears.

And I assert the hypothesis that the universe next door is populated with nothing but pink elephants; for which I have as much evidence as those who hypothesize a multiverse.

Banning education for women makes Afghanistan is a country with officially half a brain.

It's a little bit like asking what is the probability that one water molecule remains immobile inside a pot of boiling water. Which is certainly null.

The universe is extremely dynamic, even if superstructures can look immuable during our very short lives.

Kill 1000 chickens to scare the monkeys.