AutisticPenguin2
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j6ggij6 wrote
Hrmmm, you're an asshole but he deserved it?
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j2dlg4p wrote
Reply to comment by why0me in LPT: If you have young kids who want to see the ball drop but you don’t want them to stay up until midnight, find a video of a past year and play it at whatever time you want on NYE. by eggraid101
Your mathematical prowess is astounding...
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j2dj0su wrote
Reply to comment by why0me in LPT: If you have young kids who want to see the ball drop but you don’t want them to stay up until midnight, find a video of a past year and play it at whatever time you want on NYE. by eggraid101
First Australian states moved over 24 minutes ago, NZ should be 2h ahead of that.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1q4sby wrote
Reply to comment by Evangeder in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
If you didn't say anything, she would have got worse. This isn't a once off, it's a pattern of behaviour that she doesn't know how to break. You got her help, hopefully she gets what she needs.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1o4wsk wrote
Reply to comment by a-snakey in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Maybe, but finding out would involve pouring into their parent's sex life, so I guess we'll never know 🤷
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1o4dtw wrote
Reply to comment by Pure_Discipline_293 in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
You may think so, but I assure you you are not.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1mjf8j wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Jesus dude... there's a time and a place, this is neither. Take your horny arse to a porn sub or something.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1jz7vu wrote
Reply with "I'll tell you when you're older". Give her a taste of her own medicine 😀
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j193vsd wrote
She knew you were touching it, she knew you were not groping it. That may well have been why she was so permissive.
She may have been angling for more, she may just have been a close friend who wanted a back rub (let's be honest, back rubs are fucking awesome), but you made it clear that she could stop you at any time and she not only failed to do so, she clearly stated afterwards that she was good.
I think you're quite fine. If you're interested, they're might be more there. If not, you've got a close friend. Either way it might be good to check in with her about how she feels, but I don't think you're in trouble for accidentally massaging a bit of boob.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iycu3c0 wrote
Reply to comment by orus in Secret Report Reveals Khamenei's Pessimism Over Iran Protests by 38384
It would be a good start though?
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iyctzhy wrote
Reply to comment by NakedByNight in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
I mean that's one way to explore new kinks...
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iyctte5 wrote
Reply to comment by macabre_irony in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
It is an uncomfortable constant in life that, outside of exceptional circumstances, one can be confident that their parents had sex. Usually with each other. Possibly multiple times.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iya7uy1 wrote
Reply to comment by shadesofwolves in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
Notice the bit where physical abuse is not ok because it leaves marks?
Not because, you know, it's abuse? No, no the real problem is leaving evidence of your abuse where other people might see it.
So many red flags, if this were a soccer match the field would be empty.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iya771r wrote
Reply to comment by okcafe in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
Only the strongest people willingly stay in abusive relationships.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iya6y1c wrote
Reply to comment by senhordelicio in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
Yeah, but I gather he already knows he's the asshole.
At least, I fucking hope he does. There's losing your temper, and there's violently pinning a trauma victim against a wall and trying to pull her top off. Like... what the fuck??
AutisticPenguin2 t1_ixlosfl wrote
I'm sorry but the thought of paramedics rushing in on the two of you stuck like that, it's just gold.
AutisticPenguin2 t1_itqb2aj wrote
Reply to [OC]Queso was concerned and trying to tell me something. If only there was a way to figure out what he wants. by TechnoMule
Truly he is as mysterious as he is handsome. If only there were some easy way to communicate with him?
AutisticPenguin2 t1_ja2wryt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By sending a dick pick by Hot_Avocado301
I kinda hope so, but if not then we might have a working theory.