Not that you said it, but that you said it in front of a stranger who could represent only God knows what...
Kind of wouldn't be surprised if he special ordered your ingredients to get them to you on time, and as a horrid gag, had coworkers pin you to the wall during a rush hour in front of the whole kitchen, pull down your pants in front of everybody, and as you struggled and yelled, then say "Well, hell, nevermind, just wanted to make sure I got this shopping list right! Here, stir this with your magic dick!" ...and toss the bag to you while you struggle to pull up your pants and not trip over yourself...
Bet that other guy will NEVER forget anything you order!
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Reply to TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Not that you said it, but that you said it in front of a stranger who could represent only God knows what...
Kind of wouldn't be surprised if he special ordered your ingredients to get them to you on time, and as a horrid gag, had coworkers pin you to the wall during a rush hour in front of the whole kitchen, pull down your pants in front of everybody, and as you struggled and yelled, then say "Well, hell, nevermind, just wanted to make sure I got this shopping list right! Here, stir this with your magic dick!" ...and toss the bag to you while you struggle to pull up your pants and not trip over yourself...
Bet that other guy will NEVER forget anything you order!