Awesum51Merc
Awesum51Merc t1_j2foe7i wrote
Reply to comment by readwiteandblu in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Perfect accent! ....oops Pehfect Accent, ya Bastahd!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2d2bcq wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Thanks, I'll try and sing along like that the next time I watch the show. We have two Dogs, and EVERY time we give them baths, my wife sings the Sweet Mystery of Life while we suds them, and scrub them. Sometimes, while hauling them out of the tub, she looks up at me, pushes the hair out of her eyes, and deadpan, says Igor, can you help me with these bags?! Who's got it better than me? Nobody!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2d1bwv wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I'm wondering.....if you gave the Monster, part of your Brain......what did he give you?
Awesum51Merc t1_j2d11hk wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
You take the Blonde, I'll get the other one and we' ll give them the Ole' what For.....
Awesum51Merc t1_j2d01r7 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
And now I Choke You!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2czveq wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
No, I promise,.....please just tell me.......
Awesum51Merc t1_j2czrbi wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Say, Igor.....whose Brain,did you get?
Awesum51Merc t1_j2czejl wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Horse Whinny, Snort Snort!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2cyxgj wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
The Feeling is Moo-tual!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2cyu1a wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I'm ruined.....I make sauces all the time. Now I'm gonna go total Warren Zevon Werewolf of London Everytime at the Stove........first I'll howl, then speak," And his hair was perfect!" EVERYTIME! Damnit!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2cylr0 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Let's get all the way to Teri Garrs Impressive Knockers!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2crpf1 wrote
Reply to comment by RelicBeckwelf in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Well, isn't this place a Geographical Oddity?.....
Awesum51Merc t1_j2a8gdb wrote
Reply to comment by snagleradio78 in I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. by rweb82
Next Level, I doff my hat
Awesum51Merc t1_j2a8cxy wrote
Reply to comment by johndoe73684168 in I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. by rweb82
Right on Time, but damn( I laugh to myself, and cover my mouth)
Awesum51Merc t1_j293gq8 wrote
Vincent Vega says, " You Dig It the Most,Baby!" ( Steps out to go pickup Marcellus Wallace's Wife😎)
Awesum51Merc t1_j2888sl wrote
I was accused of that once, I tried to alibi, but I was caught red Handed.
Awesum51Merc t1_j2836hv wrote
Maybe she wasn't satisfied with your dangling participle......?
Awesum51Merc t1_j2833ai wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me. by davva2004
Luke....I am your Father
Awesum51Merc t1_j25qrop wrote
Reply to comment by ENetArch in My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
I didn't hear what you said......there was too much Echo, Echo, Echo.........
Awesum51Merc t1_j22qun3 wrote
Reply to comment by Hugh-Jassoul in Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
No it didn't.....She never said so
Awesum51Merc t1_j22qs3u wrote
Reply to comment by 681972 in Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Can we help pick those Keyboard Bits out of your face?
Awesum51Merc t1_j22p000 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
Did I just catch you with the Batwing? Aaaah! Bend Over You're Busted!
Awesum51Merc t1_j1vflts wrote
This HAS to be the real life door at The Institute for the Gifted, from The Far Side Cartoon! I'd say it's Dope, but there's actually 2 signs, so Dope is part of the area of Space and Time!
Awesum51Merc t1_j0602ow wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
I'm confused......whose Cameltoe got Violated? The Nun or the Camel?
Awesum51Merc t1_j2fsvqb wrote
Reply to marriage is like a deck of cards by Formal-Ad8037
Love is Grand.....Divorce is 100 $ Grand