BazilBroketail
BazilBroketail t1_j17e4cj wrote
Reply to comment by DPSOnly in After Arrest of 7 Cops, LAPD Reminds Its Own Officers Not to Drink and Drive by Exastiken
...fuck. You're probably right!
Can we say one was a dick so I save can face?
"Fine. Frank Diddit, did it."
BazilBroketail t1_j15q1jc wrote
Reply to comment by H-Barbara in After Arrest of 7 Cops, LAPD Reminds Its Own Officers Not to Drink and Drive by Exastiken
They were the dicks even the other cops didn't like.
BazilBroketail t1_j0yfa5o wrote
Reply to comment by PoppersOfCorn in Which theory about aliens is the most likely? by [deleted]
"The universe is an Olympic sized swimming pool of bleach."
BazilBroketail t1_j0t17x1 wrote
Reply to comment by veggeble in Kenny DeLand Jr., formerly missing American college student, on flight back to US | CNN by Formergr
You're painting me into a corner here.
Didn't know that...
BazilBroketail t1_j0pq4mi wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Government_2062 in Kenny DeLand Jr., formerly missing American college student, on flight back to US | CNN by Formergr
Yeah... this just seems like rich overbearing parents got a plug at CNN. Their statement was weird, "we thank the media for the coverage of Kenny or he never would have seen the reports" or whatever.
Weird all around.
BazilBroketail t1_j0kcrxv wrote
Reply to comment by SuperSatanGod in Mexican president slams Peru's state of emergency, blasts U.S. official by Luka77GOATic
Rewrite the headline then?
BazilBroketail t1_j0kcpgc wrote
Reply to comment by Tiddy-sprinkles-2310 in Mexican president slams Peru's state of emergency, blasts U.S. official by Luka77GOATic
Commas?
That was bad...
BazilBroketail t1_iydym0c wrote
Reply to comment by Setepenre in Somalia meteorite: Joy as scientists find two new minerals by miso25
Nightfall? That's badass.
BazilBroketail t1_iy6g2or wrote
Reply to comment by likeinsaaaaw in Man arrested after family Monopoly game turns violent, Tulsa police say by PlsNope
Or Axis and Allies...
BazilBroketail t1_ixxo23k wrote
Reply to comment by reverse_monday in TIL that eating fruit is eating the dry, ripened ovaries of a plant by DestroyerCrazy
Rehydration?
BazilBroketail t1_ixxlg2p wrote
Reply to comment by hieronymusanonymous in Returning to normal relations with Russia would be a mistake, says Lithuanian president by hieronymusanonymous
Wait who in the absolute fuck is talking about normalizing relations with Russia?
BazilBroketail t1_ix702x7 wrote
Reply to Report: Man pleads guilty after he robs bank, uses birth certificate to write demand note by SubstantiatedRumor
Alright as an article reader, this one eludes me. Craps out half way through, please, TL;DR?
BazilBroketail t1_iwpnr5s wrote
Anybody watched CNN lately? It's fucked. Like, super fucked. And all the anchors just go along with it...
It's weird. Like they're being held hostage or something.
BazilBroketail t1_iwis1m4 wrote
Reply to TIL: humans in northeast part of India have been "growing" bridges for centuries, by manipulating the living roots of certain trees by Neryl
"Humans"?
Anyone notice an uptick of posts talking about "humans" instead of "people". "Humans in northeast India"? Who talks like that?
BazilBroketail t1_ivwlwz6 wrote
Reply to comment by PlayfulParamedic2626 in Deputy on administrative duty following fatal crash. Deputy was spotted leaving the scene. by Markbro89
Honestly, no. I'm thinking the kid was driving a car he wasn't supposed to, or he was out when the cop knew he shouldn't be.
That's small town justice... and now a kid is dead.
BazilBroketail t1_ivuugzr wrote
Reply to Deputy on administrative duty following fatal crash. Deputy was spotted leaving the scene. by Markbro89
The cop was chasing a 17 year old kid and didn't even call it in? That's super sus. I'm betting he knew the kid...
BazilBroketail t1_ivn5f7d wrote
Reply to Cornell suspends fraternity parties and social events after allegations of sexual assault and drug-laced drinks | CNN by beeps-n-boops
Fuck, off, CNN!
Right off...
BazilBroketail t1_ivae085 wrote
The universe is an Olympic sized swimming pool of bleach.
BazilBroketail t1_iuqqjq8 wrote
Literally took me 6 clicks to get back to reddit on mobile. Don't click it. You don't get a video.
BazilBroketail t1_iueqmrm wrote
Reply to comment by jermleeds in Nose Picking Could Increase Risk for Alzheimer’s and Dementia by jstohler
I said, "Uh, oh!".
BazilBroketail t1_iu4anv2 wrote
Dude, your giving your new war slaves bolt action rifles from WW2 and rations that are wood wrapped in paper. Know you're trash and shut up.
BazilBroketail t1_isbflbi wrote
Reply to Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porn video to highlight his sex positive platform by threaljmotm
I'm all for legalizing sex work, but this dude just wanted people to watch him bang a porn star. I'm betting he paid her so, he's putting his money where his mouth is, but, this don't help the cause.
BazilBroketail t1_is6r62w wrote
Reply to comment by pegothejerk in Feds: Ex Louisville Police Officer Used Law Enforcement Tech To Help Hack Sexually Explicit Photos From Women by FuegoFerdinand
Yeah, title doesn't do it justice. It was blackmail, not just some dude looking at nudes.
Edit: wanted to ad I don't think him looking a people's private pictures is ok. It's just, more fucked up than the title.
BazilBroketail t1_ir3ils5 wrote
Reply to comment by Freexscsa in UK to seek asylum ban on refugees crossing the English Channel by DavidMalony
EU: You fucked off. Now kindly fuck off.
BazilBroketail t1_j1jtd61 wrote
Reply to Police discover underground drug lab at home in Granada Hills by H4km4N
Looks like Casey pissed of the wrong person...