Yeah you can’t just run down to the corner store for arsenic to tan your beaver pelts. The world is goin down the tubes

Since the pork and beans war, lost a good bear that day

Hey Siri, ask Spotify to play “one more time” by Daft Punk

The first initial call will be a voice mail almost every time. And when they call you back for the phone consult it’s like 15 mins and you don’t need to (if you don’t want to) go into a ton of detail.

First flakes some time the week before thanks giving, first “storm” in late November-early December. It’ll really “hurt” come January.