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Bdellio t1_jcjtcuq wrote
Reply to comment by BloodiedBlues in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Rye whiskey, I cry!
Bdellio t1_jch5kgw wrote
Reply to comment by Petal_Chatoyance in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
If the ocean was liquor and I was a duck...
Bdellio t1_j84gcck wrote
Reply to comment by seanclarke in Q. What's the best kind of triangle to ask out on a date? by -WontLoversRevoltNow
I disagree and don't call me Shurley.
Bdellio t1_j6pear5 wrote
Wood eye! Wood eye!
Bdellio t1_j6pdq8w wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken take LSD? by camster29
Very fowl.
Bdellio t1_j20dmch wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
How did they get back home from the restaurant? They all left in one accord.
Bdellio t1_jdcwcsy wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
A salad bar.