I was kind of appalled by the local moms who posted to fb that this was like the most amazing piece of literature they'd ever encountered. Then I read it and thought maybe I should go back and make a note of who liked it so I could keep them at a distance... but no... I don't wanna know. There is just no accounting for taste.

I was pre empting the "cops arrive on scene immediately" comments.

not surprised, ambulances can take a long time to arrive. Cops are always patrolling so they usually get there faster.