BeerGardenGnome
BeerGardenGnome t1_jef0t82 wrote
Reply to Crouching Tiger facing a Standing Bear by xBrutalbee
“Hey bear, there’s a human with a camera right behind you. Stand there like we are going to fight, I’m going to blow right by you and rip it’s throat out. Then, we eat like kings!”
BeerGardenGnome t1_jeet1bl wrote
Reply to I have always been told that my great grandpa was a huge weirdo but now I’ve just found the proof by Away-Hope-918
That’s my kind of weird! Looks like he was a fun dude.
BeerGardenGnome t1_je2kucx wrote
MOISTURIZE ME!
BeerGardenGnome t1_jdm5r8i wrote
Reply to comment by drunkymcdrunkaccount in Former 'Family Feud' contestant charged in wife's slaying by quitofilms
Where’d they do the polling, a NASCAR race? Some trashy answers right there.
BeerGardenGnome t1_jdej1tt wrote
Reply to comment by Greenthund3r in A New Report Has Linked More Than 1,000 Antiquities in the Met Museum's Collection to Traffickers by JonesinJames
You know why the great pyramids are in Egypt, right?
Because they wouldn’t fit in the British Museum
BeerGardenGnome t1_iw2f0u2 wrote
Reply to comment by Almainyny in Trump sues Jan. 6 committee over subpoena compelling him to testify and provide documents by Puzzleheaded-Debt716
Whenever his jowls are flopping.
BeerGardenGnome t1_iug0yow wrote
Reply to Excuse me, where can I find the wine ⁇ by iretch
Yes
BeerGardenGnome t1_iud51yb wrote
Reply to comment by Jsommers113 in American Eagle hanging out behind my house. Kentucky, USA 🇺🇸 by HotRod_1978
I’m in the US and the only “American Eagle” I’ve heard of is a clothing brand….
BeerGardenGnome t1_jegzchg wrote
Reply to Queen Victoria's black mourning dress by qbak
Was she a weirdly short Faun?