I have alarms for everything. All day long, all week, all month. Alarms, calendar events, reminders on my phone. From regular stuff like getting up on time, to obscure things like picking up an order.

Without my reminders and alarms, I am a worthless shell.

Dude, I work in food service. We are the most immature, shit-faced, dark-humoured, foul-minded weirdos. And even we wouldn't have actually done the scenario you presented.

Unlike the picture and erase that girl from your memory before it gets creepy.

Piggybacking on this: you can buy gentle cleaning kits with special putty and swabs exactly for this job. No pointy things required.

Although buying a port cover would help prevent the problem in the first place.