See also: stealing someone’s pet dog

Haven’t you seen The Wire?

Upper NW is a good place to look. Can attest to the Shelburne in DC and Rosslyn Heights & Colonial Village in Arlington basically meeting your criteria… just have to find an unrenovated unit for that price range is all

Thanks so much! Give your family’s standards a couple of boops from me when you see ‘em

That dog don’t hunt

I do get it. I hope you have an okay day too!

Wait wait wait. They changed the name of the neighborhood?

I don’t have a witty response but I just appreciate this so, so much. Great name, even better for an pandemic pup!

You just summed it up right there!!!

Is it Rice and Flacco? (These are the only Ravens players I can name)

Thank you so much but it’s basically the only picture I have where he isn’t either 1) asleep 2) showing the camera his balls or 3) both

Before I get an earful, neuter is scheduled for early December

OoOOOooooooOOoOoOoOoo I am here for it

Shaw for a dignified critter, Disco for a critter that brings the party!

Love this! Likewise, this pup generally goes by Tenley (unless he is in trouble)

That’s an excellent name for a rattie

Tenley is a poodle and I tell him all the time he’s our swampoodle:)

Extremely DC, love that

Reasonable! And now he’s one of a kind in the city

Tenley, TenTen, Alfred Lord Tenleyson, Tenleytoons, Toons, Tenlet, the list goes on :)

But yeah usually Tenley unless he’s in trouble and gets the full name treatment!

Not exceptional but a sufficient cat lol

Sorry. I love DC and I love my dog.

That’s basically how we landed on Tenleytown as well. (I promise not to steal your cat’s identity haha)

Oooh yup in a certain timeframe I can see how that was the assumption! Accidental DC name

Absolutely! I feel like poodle people are in on a best-kept secret that is somehow hiding in plain sight, they’re such great dogs

What a little fluff!! Adorable :)

Thank you! Standard poodle