BloodSpades

BloodSpades t1_j9watjc wrote

Family member had a hermit crab as a kid… It got out of its tank somehow and almost cleared the room, until they walked in to get something. Like two steps in, and before they could turn on the light (hanging switch in the center), their bare foot made contact with something cold, wet, soggy and hard as the poor crab was yeeted across the dark room, under a dresser. They SCREAMED bloody, freakin MURDER!!!

After the light was turned on and a brave soul with a broom stick managed to fling the poor thing out, they realized it was the crab, tangled in a mess of dirt, hair and lint. After a good rinse, the no longer abysmal dust bunny was returned to their tank and lived out the rest of its life with no problems. Still escaped a few more times though…

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BloodSpades t1_j1dfcvn wrote

Yeah, you fucked up, but honestly it sounds like your aunt dodged a bullet by ditching his predatory ass if he was so quick to jump in bed with a barely legal kid. Also, your family SUCKS if they’re getting mad at you and not the asshole that should have been old enough to know better and make wiser decisions. Disgusting behavior on their part honestly….

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