a bright light came down from the sky as a massive muli-eyed man riding a gilded chariot rode down from the heavens and said "Behold I a Ocuvisus!" as I lied in my bed "You better not be trying to bang me!" I said half awake, it was too damn early for this. "Fear not, such mortal behaviors are beyond me!" I think that was a fancy way of saying he was asexual because the amount of times I found a goddess trying to seduce me was simply outrageous.
"I bring the information you want most!" he boomed, this was going to be good, hell maybe he would even tell me how to avoid horny monsters. "The reason beasts of myth and the arcane are attracted to you of all people!" I leaned in waiting for an answer "Is due to your simply divine!" I learned in further "Glorious!" I was on my toes by now despite still being in bed "Masterfully crafted!" I couldn't take it any more! "PENIS!"
"I'm sorry my what!?" I shouted "My dick? thats all?". "YES, okay bye" and he was gone, everything just how I left it, like nothing ever happened.
Bone59 t1_itx5w9e wrote
Reply to [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
a bright light came down from the sky as a massive muli-eyed man riding a gilded chariot rode down from the heavens and said "Behold I a Ocuvisus!" as I lied in my bed "You better not be trying to bang me!" I said half awake, it was too damn early for this. "Fear not, such mortal behaviors are beyond me!" I think that was a fancy way of saying he was asexual because the amount of times I found a goddess trying to seduce me was simply outrageous.
"I bring the information you want most!" he boomed, this was going to be good, hell maybe he would even tell me how to avoid horny monsters. "The reason beasts of myth and the arcane are attracted to you of all people!" I leaned in waiting for an answer "Is due to your simply divine!" I learned in further "Glorious!" I was on my toes by now despite still being in bed "Masterfully crafted!" I couldn't take it any more! "PENIS!"
"I'm sorry my what!?" I shouted "My dick? thats all?". "YES, okay bye" and he was gone, everything just how I left it, like nothing ever happened.