Born_ina_snowbank t1_jeejg2h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:14 PM

Reply to comment by matt6342 in This conference has bracelets to communicate comfort levels of touching by charlesteacher

“I wanted to introduce you to our VP of finance.”

VP of finance looks at you, smiles, hugs you tight and kisses your neck

“Pleasure to meet you” VP says as he pats you on the ass.

Born_ina_snowbank t1_jdqih6l wrote on March 26, 2023 at 12:06 PM

Reply to Incision in my arm that doctors left open for 2 weeks after a surgery. by soapboxingdaychamp

Incision?! What tool did they use to make the incision? An industrial belt sander?

Born_ina_snowbank t1_j4t50gm wrote on January 18, 2023 at 1:55 AM

Reply to comment by IBAZERKERI in Searchers for missing Oklahoma girl find remains of child | AP News by oliverkloezoff

I don’t have words for it. Hopefully what he has coming is worse than the easy way out.

Born_ina_snowbank t1_j1ey0pf wrote on December 23, 2022 at 8:31 PM

Reply to How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573

Didn’t realize you meant weight. Thought you where trying to figure out how long, how loooOoong it was.

Born_ina_snowbank t1_iyb898z wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:38 AM

Reply to Owl left its imprint after crashing on a window at Newark Airport. by Jeronimoooooo

For whatever reason I thought of Tom cruise yelling “pull up goose!” Which turns out he never said. But I found this when googling to see if it was a line in top gun. It’s not a line on top gun.