BruisedPurple

BruisedPurple t1_iyy1ain wrote

My family dog manages to pop our car into neutral once. This was back in the 70s. We knew he would gnaw on the gearshift occasionally because of tooth marks. My mom parked the car on a slight incline. Went into the pharmacy to get her prescription and came back to find the car missing. It was at the bottom of the parking lot in a ditch. Thank God no injuries or damage. The dog was in the back physically farthest away from the steering column as he could get and when he saw her he somehow managed to wag only the last three inches of his tail. It was a total I fucked up move

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