Ok, I'll see you at my house in Michigan, some time in January

Fuck yeah, forever puppies are the god damn future we deserve.

Okay but can we build a mimetic polyalloy puppy to keep forever?

If there's a club, I'm in and you can't keep me out. We are best friends now. Where do we meet?

Oh, I played with it for S& and all of the G.

It's impressively heavy in your hand. Like nothing I've ever touched before. Lead is similar, but not liquid and... confusing like mercury.

10/10 would touch it again.

Don't worry, I'm doing a terrible job of it.

As long as you don't have open wounds. That's all you need.

My grandma had a baby food jar of it in the basement. As long as you didn't have any cuts and your hands were clean, you could play with it.

Make sure you wash your hands when you're done!

Seriously, how am I alive in my mid 30s?

I actually did play with mercury as a kid.

Oh... that makes a lot of sense now.