Worst part is someone was in that branch as she was being hired. And instead of sticking around to help teach her for a couple weeks(took me 4) he took his retirement early and was gone. So she just learns how to do a million systems over scratchy laggy teams meetings

I have had a deal with my landlord to walk his dog every day for lunch and he gives me $10, and with going into the office more he’s probably just going to hire a dog sitter again and I’m fucked having to pay full rent again. Hell even on the two days I went in a week I at least considered that paying for my parking. Cause yinzer god forbid a billion dollar company provide us a deal on parking

Our department has only heard this in hushed whispers so far we haven’t got the fuck you come into the office a 3rd day a week email yet

My department is going to have that for one person on our team. She doesn’t know anyone else in the whole building. I understand why she’s so frustrated and already looking to get out