Callous_Mat
Callous_Mat t1_ixx4nr4 wrote
Reply to comment by NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
Yeah, man. Like, 116 years ago it had it's rapper name and now it's real name is finally allowed to shine. I really need to let that go. Whew. Thanks random internet guy. I can finally move on. You must like Will Smith a lot now he's not the Fresh Prince.
Callous_Mat t1_ixx42ea wrote
Reply to comment by howd_he_get_here in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
Well it stood out. You took the time to make it bold. It really showed your anger and your passion about this asinine subject.
Callous_Mat t1_ixwzbsv wrote
Reply to comment by howd_he_get_here in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
The entire point that was being made, you pork eating mook, is that people use colloquial terms for common use items everyday. Not every roll of bubble wrap is Bubble Wrap. Need a Dumpster? Can't. They're not called that anymore, the trademark ran out... I seriously doubt when you have a small scrape you go, "Ree! Mommy! Get me an adhesive bandage! IT'S WHAT'S ON THE FUCKING BOX!"
The fact that Taylor Ham had to be changed because some beaurocratic bullshit is ridiculous, the product remains unchanged. Whatever you and your overlords decide to put "on the fucking box," it's Taylor Ham.
Callous_Mat t1_ixwtfyj wrote
Reply to comment by Hellnugget19 in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
More like your actual ex who tried to reinvent herself for her new boyfriend. Changed how she looked, calls herself by her middle name. But you got that late night phone call, head over for some drunken nookie and boom. Same old Taylor's Ham.
Callous_Mat t1_ixwdlxz wrote
Reply to comment by howd_he_get_here in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
Number one: /r/whoosh
Number B: Taylor Ham box
Callous_Mat t1_ixw9lb1 wrote
Reply to comment by TheRacoonist in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
If she asks nicely and she's fresh outta the shower.
Callous_Mat t1_ixw9g2l wrote
Reply to comment by SomeoneFetchAPriest in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
Exactly the opposite actually. It was originally Taylor Ham.
Callous_Mat t1_ixw97v6 wrote
Reply to comment by howd_he_get_here in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
"Ooh.. look at me. I never use colloquial or 'nick' names. Don't have Band-aids? Then give me an adhesive bandage, or whatever is on the fucking box. I'd love to tell you that my wallet has a Velcro enclosure, but I don't know if it was licensed by 3M... yes, quite."
That's you. That's what you sound like.
Callous_Mat t1_ixw8kud wrote
Reply to comment by NJtoTheBay in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
The OG name is Taylor Ham. It had to be changed after 50 frickin years because the gub'ment came in and said it's no longer considered ham. It got renamed and the whole world (of NJ) was allowed to make whatever pig rubbish they wanted, pack it into a canvas sack and sell it as... blegh... pork roll.
Callous_Mat t1_it0scm0 wrote
North is shut, South is a Fuck Up and Central is The. Nice.
Callous_Mat t1_ixxb748 wrote
Reply to comment by Hellnugget19 in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug
No, the government said, "We've changed what this is, now you can't call it what we say it's not." Man had a product and a name brand. US government steps in and fucks with man's livelihood.