Calvinweaver1

Calvinweaver1 t1_j1h90fg wrote

“Bird cops, bird cops, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”

Tires squealing. whoop woop

Caw caw. Roll caw roll down your caw down your window caw. Do you know how caw caw caw. Caw. Caw fast you were going?

wtf

Licen-caw. Caw! License and caw!

Guns fire. Caw caw caw!

intense fluttering Caaaaaaaw! Caw caw caw caw! This is caw! Caw! Shots fired, caw send immediate backup, we have shots fired caw caw caw Caw! Caw! feather burst

Get back in the goddamn Caw

Bird cops, bird cops, whatcha gon do…

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