It’s amusing to me that ‘poo’ is so widely accepted. Even during my 8 month stay in the hospital, no one used any other term except poo. Even the surgeons.

And Ubers are all wonderful amirite

Everyone are assholes. Everyone hates lawyers, accountants politicians, cops, landlords, car salesmen, [insert your profession here]

Imagine if restaurants or medical services went this route.

Do you know the drivers float back-and-forth right no of course you don’t. It’s the same people you’re painting with that mile wide brush

Like a taxi? 🤷‍♂️

no checkpoints, but there’s a medallion riveted on the trunk. And mandatory call logs. And vehicle inspections. And annual records checks on the drivers, highway and criminal.

But do you. Save $3 here and $3 there, then pay an extra $50 at their whim.

They’re illegal where I live. So there’s that.

Ah, it’s ‘all taxi drivers are thieves’ trope you’re all pussyfooting around. Used car salesmen too amirite.

Real taxis run 24/7/365 and the price never changes. Calls are taken chronologically. Theoretically you could wait forever for an Uber and then pay 100x the taxi fare. But whatever

I ran a taxi company for 22 years. There was nothing scummy about any of it. Your mileage appears to vary.

Real taxis have taxi plates. Thanks for the attitude though.

I’m sure you were a world class customer

Enjoy the surge pricing

Ah. I should have followed the money.

Real taxis have razor thin margins and are at the mercy of the City. I can’t believe they even allow ‘ride sharing’ at all.

It’s in the settings menu, near the bottom iirc

Here in Niagara we have fireworks every night. Helicopters all day and fireworks every night. Shit gets old fast when you live here.

Forward 50 meters. Danger close! Danger close!

If I just sit on the bench in from of our library, people driving by heckle and throw shit at me. The homeless hang out there during the day so it’s socially acceptable to harass anyone who uses the bench, anytime, for any reason. So yeah.

A few missing pay checks and anyone could be out here. Anyone at all.

How about a chameleon 🦖 T-Rrex

Instructions unclear; spiral scar on side of head.

I’m 70% deaf. Nobody ever does this for me, rudely or otherwise. It’s all on me, every sentence.

Insurance premiums are the proof. My 27’ RV added only $36.00 per month to my contract. We drive them pretty slowly and cautiously and other drivers don’t want to fuck around and get flattened.

Let’s make a new years resolution to not post this one again.

We will be gone before the myth.

Of course I didn’t read it. I stopped that in 2016. And imagine my surprise: the headline was misleading

The more I learn the less I know.

Do you even lift, bro?

If light has no mass, how can gravity bend it?!