Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6ln7vq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:54 AM

Reply to comment by unknowner1 in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

Your geography scares me...

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6lhf0f wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:03 AM

Reply to comment by Drethesniper in My biggest trade to date 🙌🏾 by Drethesniper

"I make 5k a day"... Posts his wins on reddit rather than doing lines of coke off of hookers buttholes... We are definitely not the same

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6lge25 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:54 AM

Reply to My biggest trade to date 🙌🏾 by Drethesniper

Don't worry, you'll lose it all by Friday and start really raking in the Karma points. That's when you'll be truly rich...

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iyenawr wrote on November 30, 2022 at 8:48 PM

Reply to Having just as good a year as everyone else. Can't wait to burn my 2022 calendar in the fireplace on NYE. by Teacher-Investor

This loss makes me feel better about my own. Thank you

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iydbrmj wrote on November 30, 2022 at 3:42 PM

Reply to GRND by Windermere4

Swear someone whined that they caught the financial equivalent of Monkey Pox when buying in at the IPO, yesterday...

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iybqfd8 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 5:14 AM

Reply to comment by Puts_on_Shorts in The Ultimate 6 Step Guide to Wallstreet Bets by laughtract

But the not talking of step 3 is why i keep losing money and having to give handies behind Wendy's... Y'all are mean

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iyb4qxt wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:12 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Ultimate 6 Step Guide to Wallstreet Bets by laughtract

Ah, just like i skip fundamental and technical analysis, gotcha

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iyb3o0z wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:03 AM

Reply to The Ultimate 6 Step Guide to Wallstreet Bets by laughtract

What's step 3? Have Wendy's job application filled out and sat on your desk as a contingency?

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy9zxcd wrote on November 29, 2022 at 9:18 PM

Reply to comment by BG-kitesurf in Blackberry $BB Elon by Worried_Cow_1052

The Nokia would be like a 50.cal through that bitch

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy6f8jd wrote on November 29, 2022 at 2:18 AM

Reply to comment by JellyBoyBets in Recession Stocks by JellyBoyBets

I'm more cynical than Burry. He seems to be predicting complete lawlessness, i'm predicting Game Over for many... On the plus side, fixes the housing crises. Silver linings and all that

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy6ehk3 wrote on November 29, 2022 at 2:12 AM

Reply to Recession Stocks by JellyBoyBets

If things are as bad as some are predicting, maybe invest in gun stores and rope manufacturers. Repeat customers won't be a thing but people will pay a premium on those products. Cost won't bother them...

Too dark? Maybe? Naaaa

Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy6bslf wrote on November 29, 2022 at 1:51 AM

Reply to Blackberry $BB Elon by Worried_Cow_1052

I mean, what makes BB any more likely as his revived phone of choice over any of the old brands? Nokia could also be a choice and is trading at $4.70 and personally, if he came out and said he would be doing a modernised 3210, every Millenial to Boomer would buy it just for the nostalgia (and to see if we could throw it and it not break, like the old days).