She should just tell him: “Oh honey, those won’t fit on mine.”

Netanyahu would do well to remember what happened to the last supposed “King of the Jews.”

Centuries of pograms and enslavement, perhaps? Jewish history is pretty fucked, honestly. And yet many, especially orthodox, truly see themselves as God’s chosen people and superior beings to other ethnicities. It’s an odd paradox.

What year did you graduate? Class of 2014 here, I remember a lot of talk of the Civil War and ending slavery in my US History year. However there was very little to no discussion of the reconstruction and race struggles afterwards. I remember a little bit of stuff about sharecropping and some other stuff. No more real talk of race issues until we got to the civil rights movement.

This was in a very rural area of a pretty red state, for reference. The ironic thing is my state, Indiana, was on the side of the North and never had much slavery. Now you see all kinds of idiots flying confederate flags, and I remember kids in my class at the time saying we should never have given black people freedom. Specifically remember a particular dirtbag say “them n*****s should still be slaves today” in class, out loud, and not even getting detention for it.

So it’s a penis wearing underwear mushroom

It’s just rich people shit. I’ve literally never done valet in my life. Don’t remember my parents using one besides one time at a nice hotel in big city, and that was only for check-in. Seriously not that common.

Microsoft learned their lesson years ago

Have we forgotten about her so soon?

Yeah I’ve tried this and it’s a great way to get treated like a doormat by people who are confidently wrong.

I’ve done glamping at a music fest before and those tents get pretty fancy. Most are very spacious geodesic domes, have very comfortable beds, chargers, side tables, and usually are in a separate area with premium food and drink vendors.

Except we don’t know that. If you could travel multiple times the speed of light, ideally many multiples, you could reach the edge of the observable universe. There you very well might just find more universe. We don’t know there’s an “edge.” Just an edge of what we can see.

It’s a regular oscillation between utter frustration and absolute adoration. When they’re not being total assholes they’re the sweetest little things.

One thing I’ve found that works for the sideloaders is to leave the door open unless it’s in use. Smell comes from it staying damp between cycles. If it stays open it can actually dry out.

Falalala! Falalalaaa!

Nah, they’re just usually violent assholes that get employed to do what they love. Known more than a few, mostly in the Chicago area. Couple I’ve met had done time for assault, one went away for homicide.

Still sketches me out that y’all wear all that and I’m sitting there in a hospital gown. Like logically I get it, I’m being exposed once and you are there all day 5 days a week, but my lizard brain is like “something ain’t right here.”

They’re both for tourists, real Philadelphians eat Nick’s.