Still the safest place likely

This means 7 things are possible:

1. Most of us will be safe but a large part of the world will be wiped out

2. Humanity will be destroyed within 5 years

3. Armageddon will be declared

4. This is the start of a zombie apocalypse

5. A vampire will consume humanity

6. A parasite will become god

7. Apes will take over the world

In all cases, we flee to Greenland

Shhh... I need cobblestone work done