Is that your balls or your bowels or both

Since they are trying to hold you to terms that you never signed, just send them some right back. "As per the agreement you never signed, you are expected to reduce my rent by 50% per recycling infraction."

The issue is the land at this corner cannot support the weight of a taller building. I spend a lot of time down in the sewers foraging for rings and coins and directly under this spot is a hub for all the sewers in Philadelphia. Twice a day, a giant wall of water passes through here. (None of this is true.)