CheeseburgerSmoothy

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_jef1mqu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:21 PM

Reply to Cheetodust be gone! by groaner

I use toothpicks

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_jaacdxc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:15 AM

Reply to comment by mom2emnkate in Im not enjoying all the feelings this gave me. by Pretty_County_1861

With high heels? Sounds lovely.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_jaa9kxr wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:55 PM

Reply to Im not enjoying all the feelings this gave me. by Pretty_County_1861

Velour tracksuits we’re in fashion? Maybe for gopniks! Glad I missed that fashion trend.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_jaa79ti wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:39 PM

Reply to This ice cream flavor is called “Alphonso Double Mango” by MsKardashian

Alphonso Double Mango is my new porn name.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_j68kms7 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 2:50 PM

Reply to comment by nailsbymasha_ in Hand painted portraits on nails with gel polishes by nailsbymasha_

Did you paint these? That’s pretty amazing.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_j68amps wrote on January 28, 2023 at 1:23 PM

Reply to Hand painted portraits on nails with gel polishes by nailsbymasha_

That’s very impressive, but what do you do with these nails?

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_j5v3pqd wrote on January 25, 2023 at 7:49 PM

Reply to A cheese bush by Ezristovall

The title of a very unpopular 70s porn movie.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_j2ezhwr wrote on December 31, 2022 at 7:47 PM

Reply to Eating pomegranate seeds and found a white pomegranate seed by Prisim__

Found the albino

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_j2b4tvk wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:18 PM

Reply to LPT If you ever need to get down from a high spot, do not jump! Lower yourself as far as you can and then drop. Try to distribute your weight as you land, rolling if possible. by zipzap21

Better yet, don’t get yourself onto a high spot that you can’t just climb down easily.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_j1pyema wrote on December 26, 2022 at 1:37 PM

Reply to LPT: You don't have to do ANYTHING for time to pass by by nocach

The more you know.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_iy5n5mj wrote on November 28, 2022 at 10:45 PM

Reply to Morrissey tomorrow is canceled by jornor

Was it a ten ton truck??

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_iy5n37u wrote on November 28, 2022 at 10:45 PM

Reply to comment by Gumbyonbathsalts in Morrissey tomorrow is canceled by jornor

No, but definitely hang the DJ

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_iy15npx wrote on November 27, 2022 at 11:25 PM

Reply to LPT: If you're traveling on a highway and are worrying if you have enough time to get to the exit, 1 mile at 60mph gives you 60 seconds. You can count down in your head. Going slower, you have more time. Faster, you have less time. by [deleted]

Uhh…thanks for the tip.

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_ixh5oxy wrote on November 23, 2022 at 12:22 PM

Reply to comment by nguneer in Well there goes the neighborhood… by Aromatic-Address-974

$130 for ten years? Hmm, maybe I need one!

CheeseburgerSmoothy t1_iww7pq4 wrote on November 18, 2022 at 8:37 PM

Reply to Anyone else has been smelling this absolutely foul odor inside U St station? Yuck! by M00NKITTI3

I see the problem right over there.