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Ok, so you are at least middle-aged, as am I. The rules have changed, my dude.

OP realizes that he and the gf don't have the same standards. He wants to learn how to meet those standards, which is absolutely lovely (well done, OP!). Your suggestion is to put the responsibility on the girlfriend by asking her to continually pointing out things she isn't happy with. Today the counters, tomorrow the penis. There is no good outcome here.

Have you met a woman?

Not in my world. That can go south very quickly. AND it still puts the onus on the girlfriend.

That's a great way for them to start resenting each other

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