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Cold_Table8497 t1_je609oh wrote
Reply to comment by Flat-Delivery6987 in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Like Lily Savage, r.i.p., she had two kids from three different fathers.
Cold_Table8497 t1_jdhzjj8 wrote
It's a snip at any price.
Cold_Table8497 t1_jacr6pe wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mamma so fat, when I had a threesome with her, I never met the other guy.
Cold_Table8497 t1_j90ibq1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
A scandalous thing that he did and is somehow now your fault.
Cold_Table8497 t1_j6l7a0x wrote
Reply to comment by zepharoz in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Of course there's a hole in a sock. How else are you gonna get your foot in it.
Cold_Table8497 t1_j6cus9m wrote
Reply to comment by Emptydialogue in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
They have a happy cake day. It's not all about you 😅
Cold_Table8497 t1_j629059 wrote
A bit crusty around the pipes.
Cold_Table8497 t1_j1cz3x8 wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He always struggled with the links. [Left in German].
Cold_Table8497 t1_it1qpb7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Nothing to do with sentimentality , you're worried because It's a memory mattress and it knows your secrets.
Cold_Table8497 t1_jec8hbl wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead bedroom.