People pull confidence schemes everywhere, not just in the city.

Ignore the note and move on with your life. If you didn't notice hitting them when you pulled in, that's it. You were there, they weren't.

You can reference brand names in songs silly.

Did they push you with the intent to kill you? No. If you trip and fall and break your neck, is your bad knee the primary cause of death? No, accidenfal falling is. You can fall without a bad knee. The bad knee is at most a contributing factor.

Your hypothetical shares none of the key factors here

And you forget that many acts of sexual congress end up requiring more than one condom

Ah, my favorite fruits.

Yeah that was weird- great scene but didn't they just spend like 20 minutes establishing that Sally has a huge stick up her ass at that point in life?

Only the REALLY good ones. Like, a William Sonoma nutcracker.

That isn't how wear on a tool works. A single nut didn't crack it, it broke on this nut after many years of metal fatigue cracking nuts. A cheap metal nutcracker doesn't have incredible quality control on the steel used and doesn't heal between uses.

You have that theory? Is that not kind of... an incredibly common and widespread belief? Kind of like Peggy Hill saying, "the day before Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest travel day of the year."

Oh, get off the cross.

Roy Blunt voted for it because he's retiring and doesn't have to pander to a legitimately evil base for the last couple months of his career.

No, "limey" was in use for English sailors and more generally for English men everywhere in the anglosphere since the 19th century.

WWII GIs sometimes referred to English troops as limeys because they had been called that for the last 100 years. They more often called English troops Tommys.