Colonelfudgenustard
Colonelfudgenustard t1_j90dpfw wrote
Neither will getting it on with a dog, if any sickwads out there need to hear it.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_j2kq0ap wrote
Reply to [Image] On this first day of the year, it is essential to remember that consistency makes all the difference. Try to improve by 1% every day and you will make a huge difference by the end of the year. by sylsau
This is they way you can fill up a big jizz jar by year's end.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_j2jr957 wrote
I thought the thumbnail was one of those lavender fields, but solar panels is good too, I guess.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_j1tdwoc wrote
Reply to LPT: After every mechanic visit, drive your vehicle around for 10 to 15 minutes extra before going back home. by TheMasterBaker01
Don't drive immediately home, and certainly not near a school or playground, if you suspect the mechanic might have attached a bomb to your vehicle.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_izxy2cd wrote
Reply to comment by Blue_Eagle8 in [Image] Warning: Overthinking Kills your Happiness. by sylsau
Is that you, Dr. Fauci?
Colonelfudgenustard t1_iybryr1 wrote
Reply to Artemis 1 at its furthest point in its moon orbit, about 268,000 miles from earth. by kjpmi
It's not enough anymore for a spacecraft to take a picture of the scenery; now it has to take a selfie. Sign of the times.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_iy7izmt wrote
We can all breathe again.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_iy6zplk wrote
Reply to Marshall Mathers, or Eminem, in his 1989 yearbook photo at Lincoln High School. by TetraCGT
I think he might be smiling a bit. This was before he started actin' all hard an' shit.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_ixvgyb3 wrote
Reply to comment by GratefulOctopus in A novel medication for hemophilia B has just been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. The treatment is a form of gene therapy, intended to replace a dysfunctional gene that leaves people unable to control their bleeding. by Sariel007
They've got to pay back all those volunteers in the studies. Wait a second . . . the volunteers don't get paid!
Colonelfudgenustard t1_ix76f7g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in [Image] reminder by conversingwithoceans
Better lonely than one more day with that harridan!
Colonelfudgenustard t1_ivijmzv wrote
He can pretend to be all self-sufficient and all, but still seems to want someone to fart on his face. He still has some ways to go.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_iv3kxjt wrote
Reply to comment by FireWireBestWire in [Image] The intuitive mind -Albert Einstein by Lioness-
Just be a genius, dammit!
Colonelfudgenustard t1_iu0wmf8 wrote
As soon as the kids started talking about dropping the beat, I no longer understood anything.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_itsn0rh wrote
The next step is a chin omelette.
Colonelfudgenustard t1_itao53f wrote
Billy Cox say wut now?
Colonelfudgenustard t1_iqtsvsk wrote
Reply to 50 years of rockin' in the Cree world by isle_say
Keep on rockin' in the Cree world!
Colonelfudgenustard t1_je25uuk wrote
Reply to Study finds that methane creates cooling clouds that offset 30% of the heat, which means methane has a lower effect on climate change than previously thought by Theranosissus
Celebratory farts tonight!